Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Horse Girl Movies Found To Be Root Cause Of Local Woman’s ‘I Can Change Him’ Delusions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s been discovered that ‘horse girl movies’ may be indirectly responsible for encouraging women to
Mum And Dad Start Asking Again Whether They Should Be Buying Some Crypto
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The crypto craze is officially back, it can be confirmed today. The confirmation came over the
Local Woman Curses Her Past Self After Coming Home To A Bed With Stripped Sheets
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local woman Emma Clarke is cursing her past self after coming home from a night out
Inner City Tote Bag Guy Celebrates 5th Birthday Of Book In Tote Bag He’ll Never Read
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local full-time son/part-time creative inner-city man has celebrated the 5th birthday of the book
Report: 90% Of People Using Camel Backpacks Definitely Don’t Really Need To Be
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has concluded that, in almost all circumstances, using a camel backpack—those backpacks
Auntie Pops Into Kmart To Buy Hunk Of Toxic Plastic That Nephew Will Play With For Five Minutes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman in need of a last minute gift for her nephew’s birthday has
Strava Screenshot on Insta Confirms Mate is Still Fitter, Smugger, and More Technologically Advanced Than You
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Lachie Jenkins has once again confirmed his undisputed superiority over his mates with a Strava screenshot
ABC Chair Kim Williams Attempts To Understand The Likes Of Rogan By Smoking DMT And Trying Wild Meat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ABC Chair Kim Williams took an unconventional approach to understanding controversial podcaster Joe Rogan this morning,
Pinterest Girlie Learns New Boyfriend Has A Very Different Concept Of ‘A Feature Wall’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A local DIY enthusiast has uncovered her latest project this morning upon learning that
Local Woman Tricks Herself Into Thinking Blueberry Muffin Is The Healthier Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has chosen a blueberry muffin over a double-choc chunk cookie at her local
Local 14-Year-Old Plans To Vote For Trump At Next Election After Being Utterly Betrayed By Labor Social Media Ban
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Year 8 student at Green Road State School in Betoota Heights says the Prime Minister’
Local Renter Unsure If It’s The Lead Paint Exposure, Asbestos Or Plastic Chemicals That’ll Get Him In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local renter, who was not born between 1955-1980, and therefore must spend the entire duration