Dystopian Data Centre Thankfully Built Alongside Already Dystopian Urban Sprawl
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A dystopian data centre the size of an international airport has thankfully been placed next to
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Oh Dear: Country Bloke Has Already Shifted To The Rums At Work Christmas Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota CBD establishment is currently bracing for a Category 4 weather event this afternoon. The
What’s Happened To Our Hospitals?!’ Cries Rich Boomer Who Has A Family Trust For Tax Purposes
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an outburst that has left locals scratching their heads, Betoota Heights resident and self-proclaimed philanthropist
Boss Suggests Mindfulness To Recently-Made Redundant Employee
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a move that has shocked no one but insulted everyone, software engineer Mason Lee (36)
Dad’s Christmas Cheer Dampened By The Knowledge That He Really Needs To Get Cracking On The Deck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact There won’t be any bloody Christmas at this rate. That’s what a local Betoota
Man Prepares To Enter A Chemist Warehouse The Same Way He Does For A Rave
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local man Troy Leoni (32) has been spotted outside Betoota Heights’ Chemist Warehouse, gearing up for
Woman Who Doesn’t Like Cats Just Hasn’t Met The Right Cat Yet, Says Friend Who Likes Cats
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman is now on a mission to convince her mate that not all cats
3421 Shits Later, Former Lockdown Hoarded Still Hasn’t Made A Dent On The Stash Of Toilet Paper
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what can only be described as an astounding display of post-pandemic denial, Betoota Heights resident
‘I Miss Hearing Birds’ Cries NIMBY Who Chopped Down Trees For Blocking Bay Views
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a tale of breathtaking hypocrisy, Betoota Hills resident Stuart Granger (52) has claimed he “misses
RBA To Lower Rates Immediately After Labor Is Booted For Being In Government When Rates Went Up 12 Times
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has finally given the nation a bit of clarity on what’
Man On Dating App Just Listing Desired Physical Attributes Like He’s Ordering A Subway Sandwich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man today stands accused of being a little bit too specific with his dating
Bloke Who Looks Like He Went For A Swim In His Work Clothes Confirms, Yeah It Is Pretty Sticky Out There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local office guy from Betoota Heights is today doing his best to remain cool. Not
Sydney Sweeney To Star As The Starbucks Waitress in Rom-Com About UnitedHealthcare Assassination
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Hollywood has been quick to get moving on the production of a semi-biographical blockbuster based on