New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely news story for the much maligned code of Rugby Union, the game they
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Woman Starts Morphing Into Her Mum By Chiming Into Strangers’ Conversation
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact They say death and taxes are the only things certain in life, but there is a
Social Media Giants Shocked They're Clashing With Country That Banned Guns And Nights Out
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The social media giants are surprisingly shocked that a country quick to ban guns and nights
Tool Fans Section Off Their Own VIP Area Ahead Of Good Things Festival
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that should come as no surprise to anyone, it can be confirmed that Tool
Futurists Predict Origins Of 67 Meme To Become As Mysterious As Cool S Origins
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Futurists around the world are predicting that the inescapable 6-7 meme, popular among Gen Alpha and
Reminder: No Normal Person Bets On Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The South Betoota Polytechnic's Sociology Department has today released an interesting memo. With the
"I Said Get In The Fucking Plane" Ley Tells Media Advisor She Looks To Show Voters How Real Leaders Fly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Sussan Ley has reportedly left her electorate staff rattled after a tense pre-flight exchange
Local Bloke Buys Mildly Humorous But Actually Unusable Kris Kringle Gift
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has once again demonstrated the true spirit of office gift giving by purchasing
Immaculate Pram Returns Looking Like A Skip Bin After Day Out With Dad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has been left shaking her head once again this week, courtesy of her
Local Man Decides Not to Throw Money Away By Driving An Extra Three Minutes To Dan’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local bloke has this week made the only truly sound financial decision he’s managed
Children Launch High Court Challenge On Grounds That Government Cannot Just Come In And Take Someone's Profile
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of children have commenced proceedings in the High Court of Australia, arguing that the
Death, Taxes, And 1st Over Starc Wickets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There are few certainties in life. The inevitable. The taxman/woman. And the tall bit of
Righto, Tools Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Eastern Seaboard, and from the burrows of a few eager