Pauline Warns Australians Can't Go To Lakemba Without Feeling Threatened By Enticing Aromas Of Bengali Chicken Tikka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is currently at the meltdown stage that usually follows any surge
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Dodgy Suburban Bulldog Breeder Deeply Offended By Accusation That He’s An Animal Lover
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local American Bulldog breeder Blade Renton (32) is in the process of filing a defamation lawsuit
Two Hands Sequel Just A Guy Frantically Looking For Somewhere In The Cross To Get A Schooner After 8pm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After more than 25 years, the Australian cult classic Two Hands is finally getting a sequel,
Annual SE Queensland Master Builders Conference Held At Las Vegas Casino During NRL Vegas Round Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The men and women at the coalface of the acute housing shortage in our great state
RFK Jr’s Senate Hearing Derailed By Heated 15 Minute Argument About Whether Pee Is Stored In The Balls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The incoming Health Secretary of the United States has treated the senate to a rather interesting
Report: Fuck January Usually Goes A Lot Faster Than This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A recent report by a lesser known Australian government department has found that what you’re
PM Denies Claims That Dental Is Poorly Funded: “Even Bunnies Fans Have Teeth Now Days”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has today moved to quell the debate about the state of dental care
Man Dreams He’s A Million Miles Away, Sitting On The Galle Fort Wall, With A Box Of Ice-Cold Lions And Two Packets Of Smokes, Watching Some Test Cricket From The Shane Warne Stand
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who uses a computer to do things in exchange for money has dreamed
Chalmers Not Celebrating Interest Rate Cut Just Yet, But Admits He Hasn’t Left The Logan City Tav For 2 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Government breathed a sigh of relief overnight, as trimmed mean inflation fell to 3.2
Report: Mum Just Thought It Would Be Nice If Nephew Played With Your Toys While You Were Away
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke is currently in the second stage of grief after arriving home to find
Arrival Of The Year Of The Snake Prompts Man To Fire React To Mate’s Ex Girlfriend’s IG Story
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office man is today wasting no time ushering in the Chinese New Year. With
XXXX Capitalise On Great Northern Going ‘Woke’ By Saying Gay People Should Be Banned From State Forests
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s most popular beer-flavoured water brand has come under fire for throwing their support
CSIRO Launch Investigation Into What The Hell Is In Blue Mountains Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The finest drop off the bluest of mountains has this week maintained the status quo – pardon