New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely news story for the much maligned code of Rugby Union, the game they
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Aussie Teenager Emerges From Social Media Haze And Realises He Has To Move Quick Before The Next Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If only he hadn't spent the last few years looking into a phone screen.
Teacher Considers Becoming An MP So She Can Recoup The Thousands Of Dollars She's Spent On Stationary
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A teacher who has spent thousands of dollars on classroom stationary is now wondering if she’
Generational Divide Bridged As Local Mum Informs Daughters That She Doesn't Mind This Olivia Dean
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A former 70s and 80s wild child is beaming with pride this week, after being introduced
Baz Puts English Team Through Gruelling Sun Baking Sessions At Noosa In Preparation For Adelaide
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The high-flying English Cricket team are today doing everything they can to keep the good times
Government Assure Public Everything Is Within The Rules Which Is The Most Fucked Part
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation has this week learned that the Federal Government's defence of its circus
4th Grade Squad Launch Into Gruelling Pre-Season With A Splash Of Beach Touch
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The whistle of a Wahu footy has brought about many smiles this morning, as
Aspiring Actor With Toothbrush Moustache Sick Of Only Being Offered Hitler Documentary Roles
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Jarrod Michaels (35) sighed to himself and wondered how much more of this aspiring acting scheiße
Barnaby Joyce Has Joined One Nation, This Is How The Next 5 Years Will Play Out - According To The Betoota Advocate
EDITORIAL | CONTACT The self-prophesying soap opera of Australian politics has outdone itself again today. And as has been the case
Friend Who Had School Study Notes Like This Already Got Her 2026 Diary
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A chill coffee catch up has left a group of friends rolling their eyes
Silly Season In Full Swing With 500% Increase Of Grown Men Hooning On Lime Bikes In CBD
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT All signs are pointing to an early arrival of silly season with an almost 500% increase
Wests Tigers Fan Confirms It's Fucken Hard To Support This Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The perennially battling Wests Tigers are battling again this week, it can be confirmed. In some
Aussie In New York Chuckles When Being Asked If He's Ever Heard Of A Bacon Egg'n'Cheese
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Australian man visiting the big apple has let out a smug chuckle when he was