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Dutton’s Football Gaff Another Reminder That Queenslanders Should Never Touch An AFL Ball
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian public has once again been reminded that Queenslanders have no business being near a
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A red-blooded Queenslander has paused this afternoon and wondered what goes on in a part of
Trump Will Also Place A 10% Tariff On Rottnest Island Because The Quokkas Can Get Fucked Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact US president Donald Trump has doubled down on his reciprocal tariffs, announcing that he also plans
Lots Of Distressed Trader Imagery Suggests Something Bad Is Happening To The Share Market Lol
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has raised concerns about the state of the share market this morning, after
“Wait, So We Are Now Campaigning Exclusively On Nuclear Power?” Asks Increasingly Nervous Taylor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition’s Shadow Treasurer has today once again found out about his own party’
Trump Makes A Powerful Enemy Out Of Australian Woman Who Wanted To Go To Europe Over Winter
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“Fuck You Are Not Making This Easy, Peter” Says Rupert Murdoch
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Woman Who Hated PE Realises Exercise Can Be Fun When You’re Not Being Picked Last For A Team
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Fitzroy Man On Hinge Date Hastily Switches To Cold Brew After Seeing His Date’s Order
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