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Dutton Finally Relatable To Australian Families After Being Vague About Helping Kids Purchase A Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Dutton’s campaign team are already popping the champagne after the Opposition Leader finally said something
Barnaby Says Those Signs About Him Around Tamworth Are Wrong, Whatever The Hell They Say
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce has today rejected a series of mysterious signs that have appeared across Tamworth, denying
Local Priest Fielding Tough Good Friday Questions About Whether Jesus Would Eat Farmed Salmon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Catholic priest has found himself at the centre of an unexpected but modern liturgical
Penrith Fans Frightened And Distressed About Their Very 2013 Start To The Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After four NRL premierships in a row, the Penrith Panthers have begun 2025 with some terrifying
Howard, Abbott and Morrison Cheer On Dutton As He Announces Plan To Tackle Housing Crisis They Caused
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party’s 2025 election campaign launch went off with minimal hitches yesterday, as Coalition
Major Parties Combine To Pour Petrol On Flaming Housing Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With just 18 days until the federal election, both major parties have released housing policies that
Young Couple’s Dream Metricon Home Feels Incomplete Without A Fully Financed SUV
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A young couple from Betoota Lakes has realised that their brand-new Metricon home feels incomplete without
Pub Piss Goes For 5 Minutes As Unhygienic Bloke Watches A Few Reels With Cock In Hand
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A grubby mate has been lashed by his friends this evening for taking the piss, whilst
Liberal Party Vetting Process Criticised After Candidate For Wills, Tony Mokbel, Apologises For Offensive Tweets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party is facing scrutiny over its preselection process after endorsing convicted drug trafficker Tony
Greens Escalate Their Use Of Hyphens By Running A Candidate With Not Just Two But THREE Dads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After winning three lower house Queensland seats in the 2022 Federal Election, the Australian Greens are
Bachelor Thinks He Is Peak Fashion After Coordinating Corduroy Overshirt With New Balance Sneakers
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Hills Bachelor Ben Wellings (26) has recently achieved the pinnacle of personal style after successfully
Boyfriend Relaying Earth-Shattering Gossip Doesn’t Know Any Solid Details And Didn’t Think To Ask
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman was seen tearing her hair out with in frustration last night, after her