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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Report: No Country For Old Men
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition is learning very quickly that the bush ain’t safe. As betting markets
Shrinkflation Having Its Perks Now That Local Man Can Fit Hot Cross Buns Into Toaster
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man is finally finding himself thankful for shrinkflation after being able to successfully run
Worksite Turns Into Episode Of 7.30 Report As Tradies Start Talking Election Betting Odds
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Tools are officially down as tradies from a local construction site have gathered around to form
Egg Shortage Forces Royal Easter Show to Shrink CWA Baking Prize To A Round-Robin Mini Quiche Contest
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A sweeping series of changes are in the works for Australia’s largest agricultural
Young Mum Who’s Been Avoiding The Minecraft Movie Left With No Other Option Easter Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A mum who’s been avoiding seeing the Minecraft movie with her two sons has been
Local Woman Horrified After Hearing What Boyfriend Used To Do As ‘Pranks’ Back In The Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French quarter woman has this week had a horrifying insight into the male mind after
Supermarket Deli Attendant Retires To The Coolroom For A Few Slices Of Stolen Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A quiet truce was struck between the frontline and the back-of-house this afternoon as a local
Cooler Weather Inspires Nation To Farewell Their Anko Fans With Touching Street Service
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A cavalcade of garbage trucks have been waved through the streets of Betoota this
Dad Takes A Break From The Election And Listens To Another Bunch Of Blokes Talk Shit In Suits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With voters now starting to grow fatigued of the 2025 Federal Election Campaign, Australians couldn’t
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About Fleetwood Mac’s 1982 Live Performance Of ‘The Chain’ Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has yet again found herself thinking about the 1982 live performance of ‘The
Stressed Millennial Woman Finds Solace In New Streaming Platform That Has All Her Favourite Comfort TV Shows
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has had a ‘little win’ this week, after discovering that all of her
Newest Weekly AI Trend Now Asking Users To Post Bank Details And Mother’s Maiden Name
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT This week’s newest AI trend is asking users to upload bank details and personal questions