"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Entire Nation Hoping They’ll Never Have To Hear A Politician Say The Word ‘Woke’ Ever Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After opposition leader Peter Dutton not only failed in his bid to become Prime Minister but
Turns Out That Letting Sky News Run Your Election Campaign Is Not A Very Good Political Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It turns out that demanding female voters either get back in the office – or back in
Gina Rinehart’s Number Goes Straight To Voicemail As Dutton Is No Longer Useful
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Opposition leader Peter Dutton has reportedly been unable to reach mining magnate Gina Rinehart today,
Former High School Rugby Prodigy Calls His Old Islander Coach To Suss Betting Tips On Next Pope
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As all eyes across the Catholic world stay fixated on the chimney of the
George Pell Returns From Hell To Attend Peter Dutton’s Political Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Despite the polls being closed and the race being run, the 2025 federal election has taken
Local Woman Feeling Like Nicole Kidman After Her Divorce Now That All This Election Shit Is Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In scenes described as eerily similar to that famous 2001 photograph of Nicole Kidman walking down
Sorry Mate, We Tried
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite The Betoota Advocate’s tireless efforts to give Peter Dutton the fair run he deserved,
Holy Fuck Lol
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Things are looking very dicey for the Opposition Leader in his own seat of
Nation’s Journalists Currently Conducting A Masterclass On Waffling Until The Results Come Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Byron Bay to Bunbury, the nation’s journalists are going through their warm ups, ahead
SBS Camera Crews Ask Extremely Fresh Migrant For Their Analysis On Election
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT SBS camera crews have sprung into action during election day, getting their much needed vox pop
Voter Keeps Eyes To The Ground And Makes No Sudden Movements After Seeing Libertarian Volunteers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT One Australian voter has been sent into fight or flight after catching a glimpse of Liberterian
This Election Shit Is Pretty Much Done And It’s Friday Afternoon. Here’s A Photo Of Sydney Sweeney
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, put a fork in this election campaign, because it’s done. Whatever happens in the next 24 hours, happens. Whoever fumbles, whoever clutches, whoever wins, whoever loses, it’s all over. So here’s a picture of Sydney Sweeney. The Betoota Advocate’s newsroom is now