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Ozempic Stuns On The Met Gala Red Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT As the 2025 Met Gala wraps up, it should come as no surprise that the award
US Announces New Anti-Bluey Tariff To Combat Influence Of That “Damn Blue Dog”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump has made moves to fight the growing international influence of Australian media, singling
Queensland Looks Down Its Nose At Chauvinist Pigs In The South Who Only Elected One New Female Labor MP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great state of Queensland is once again revelling in being the leader of the nation.
Story Bridge Now Tastefully Decorated With Jasmine Climbing Flowers As The Women Take Over
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Brisbane will henceforth be known as ‘Girl City’ after the people of metropolitan South-East Queensland
Crisafulli’s Success And Dutton’s Failure Proof Queenslanders Only Vote For Who’d They’d Rather Take Fishing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Political analysts are today being urged to reconsider the conventional metrics of Queensland voter behaviour, following
Clive Palmer Bows Out Of Politics, Promising To Waste Next 100 Million On Discovering Whether 100 Men Could Beat A Gorilla In A Fight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a huge win for 98% of the nation, Clive Palmer has today confirmed he will
Piastri Credits His Ongoing Success To Being Faster Than Everyone Else And Not Crashing Into Things
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Oscar Piastri has credited his consistent podium finishes this season to one simple strategy. He drives
Forever Renter Stares Into Abyss After Party That Won’t Do Anything Wins Against Party That Would Have Made Things Worse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who long ago accepted that she’ll be renting until the day she dies
Silver Linings As Dutton Says He Can Finally Stop Wearing Those Ridiculous Turnbull-Style Glasses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peter Dutton has today confirmed he will no longer be wearing the lame, Malcolm Turnbull-style glasses
2 Days After Albanese’s Victory Speech, Senator McGrath Urges Everyone To Just Wait Until All The Votes Are Counted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the rest of the nation moves on from the Federal Election, Liberal senator James McGrath
Coalition Dusts Themselves Off And Begins Rebuilding A New Party Around Their Core Talent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has vowed to not sook over the 2025 Federal Election result, and are
Donald Trump Actually Quite Good At Uniting A Nation When It’s Not His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In an ironic twist, U.S. President Donald Trump has emerged as one of the most