"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Last Minute Surge In Postal Votes For Independents Has The Potential To Be Very Fucking Funny
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Weeks after the 2025 Federal Election and the very careful vote-counting continues in the Liberal Party’
Woman Gets Through An Entire Mozart Repertoire Before Getting Onto Customer Service Rep
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local university student has today spent a productive couple of hours mindlessly scrolling her social
Brisbane Having Second Thoughts About Hosting Olympics After Realising It’s Gonna Clash With Ekka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Crisafulli Government has called an emergency cabinet meeting today, after being alerted to a catastrophic
MAGA Movement Receives Much Needed Reinforcements
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The MAGA movement has received some much needed back-up after the first group of white South
PM Respectfully Declines New Zealand’s Offer To Gift Him A $7400 Gyrocopter For His Own Personal Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has politely declined a generous trans-Tasman offer from the New Zealand Government
Regional High School Teacher Brings Class Into Line By Absolutely Humiliating The Big Dog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Year 10 history teacher has today pulled out a tried and tested method of
“How Hard Is It To Build A Fucking Pool?” Says Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Sydney are this week exhaling after a torturous federal election campaign that saw
Angus Taylor Heads Bush To Gather Some Termites For The Next Era Of Liberal Party Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new era begins for the Australian Liberal Party! Southern NSW MP Sussan Ley has been
Major Win For The Girlies As Sussan Ley Proves That Numerology Works
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Sussan Ley has well and truly smashed the glass ceiling this morning, as it’s announced
Albo Creates Inaugural “New Taxes And Cuts To Social Services Ministry” For Tanya Plibersek
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The newly returned Prime Minister of the country has this week revealed his new cabinet. Fresh
Most Daycare Parents Either Blind Or Just Selfish CUNCE
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been left wondering if his kids attend a special daycare facility for
Sussan Ley Elected As The Scapegoat For A Decade Of Blokey Incompetence
The Liberal Party of Australia have a new leader, after a tumultuous couple of weeks in Canberra and around the