Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Pauline Hanson Forced To Drop Burkha Debate Now That Karens Want To Cover Their Faces Too
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Coronavirus scare continues to cause widespread panic in the suburbs, it seems Australia’s
Scotty Cam Paid 350k Tax-Payer Dollars To Do Nothing, Like He’s Some Sort Of Politician
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “Fuck off” “Nah fuck of ya dumb pricks” said an irate Scotty Cam trying to do
“I’ve Heard People Are Stockpiling Solar Panels Too! Better Get In Quick!!!” Says Adam Bandt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Similar to the time our Prime Minister holidayed in Hawaii for 12 days during unprecedented Summer
NRL To Do Absolutely Fuck All About Coronavirus Ahead Of Round 1
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coronavirus pandemic may be causing a postponement of Coachella, SXSW, The Geneva Motor show and
Parliament Hosts ‘Roaring 20s’ Party Complete With Great Gatsby Costumes, Crippling Recession
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has attempted to help his MPs take their minds off the economic collapse
2nd Year Uni Student Who Swore This Year Would Be Different Notches 6th Missed Tutorial
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After spending her entire summer holidays genuinely promising herself that this year would be different, Erica
Coronavirus Finally Hits Home As Ascot Mum Forced To Reconsider Tuscany In July
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world reels from the spread of COVID-19, countless economic and human costs are
Local Finance Reporter Can’t Help But Be A Little Fear-Mongering Bitch This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the “journalists” across town at The Betoota Bugle has told a local
Channel Nine Apologises For Broadcasting Vision Of Richard Wilkins Without His Face On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nine Network has been forced to apologise this morning to viewers after producers
Local Man Downloads GrindR After Being Informed By Teenage COD Rival That He Is Gay
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Betoota Acres man Jason Denso, 27, has today learnt he is homosexual. The news, delivered by
Millennial From Working-Class Background Just Happy To Be Alive And Employed At This Point
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young local person currently living paycheque to paycheque has just laughed today as
Scotty Urges Unwell Blue Collar Workers To Self Isolate Under Bridge Away From Everyone Else
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The affects Coronavirus is having on the living standards of Australians is becoming increasingly apparent, after