Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Report: Every Selfish Cunt Who Sat On This Beach Yesterday Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to the nation’s peak scientific body, the times when you should listen
Rich People Don’t Get Coronavirus, Confirms 20,000 Brainless Cunts On Bondi Beach Yesterday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s most attractive, wealthy and cultured citizens are seemingly immune to the potentially fatal effects
Media Urged To Only Refer To 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic As “These Uncertain Times” To Avoid Panic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of five days ago, The World Health Organisation has announced that COVID-19 is a
Correct Social Distancing Protocol Immediately Undermined By Friday Arvo Schooner Carry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a week of being on his best behaviour, Betoota Heights man Ash Timbs has let
After 1 Week In Detention, Comrade Dutton Calls Di Natale To Formally Apologise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Even amongst the madness that is this COVID-19 riddled world, the contents of a particular
Self-Isolating Kiwi Now Faces Horrifying Prospect Of Going 14 Days Without Getting His Fade Tuned Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Kiwi-Australian, Sonny Napa-Sheck (33) only returned home from his grandmother’s 70th in
Pauline Overcome With Jealousy That Coronavirus Is Getting All The Credit For Closing Borders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly half a decade of achieving absolutely none of the things she said she would
Report: ANZ Looking Like It Does During Every Other Game Of Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As they say in the show business of Rugby League, the show must go on, and
Compilation Of Celebrities Singing ‘Imagine’ Somehow Actually Worse Than Global Outbreak Of COVID-19
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of thousands of people are now suffering from a new illness caused by watching celebrities
Mate Who Two Weeks Ago Laughed At The Virus Now On Self-Imposed Lockdown Until Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man who once upon a time laughed at those in our
EP 102: Dr Norman “Daddy” Swan on the COVID-19 Outbreak.
Medical reporter Dr Norman “Daddy” Swan joins Clancy and Errol on this podcast today to give the nation a thorough
Bulletin 20/03/20 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin
It’s still all COVID-19. Errol’s in lockdown so it’s Clancy and Wendell to get you up