Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Gus Promises To Bring Back The Shoulder Charge As First Act If He’s Made NRL CEO
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Rugby League fraternity begins another week of infighting and bickering, football icon Phil ‘Gus’
Uncle Tony X Inspired By His Koori Nephews In The NRL To Bleach Hair While In Iso
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the quarantine of rugby league reaches the one-month mark, administrators are working around the
Daily News Bulletin – Tuesday 14th April
Jesus Christ’s big fine, some Melbourne elites getting caught out, a cooking disaster and Phil Gould’s pledge to the Rugby League fraternity – it’s all here in your daily news wrap up from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom. Don’t forget to subscribe to the new Daily News Bulletin Feed here: https://podcast
Daily News Bulletin – Tuesday 14th April
Jesus Christ’s big fine, some Melbourne elites getting caught out, a cooking disaster and Phil Gould’s pledge to the Rugby League fraternity – it’s all here in your daily news wrap up from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Melbourne Elites Hiding In Portsea Given Away By Stickers For Weird Private School Sports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Roads across the country have experienced the quietest Easter since the First World War, with police
Dolphins Return To Man’s Body After He Stops Polluting It With Drugs And Alcohol Each Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dolphins haven’t been seen in Doug Hanratty’s body for decades but now
Daughter Briefly Looks Up From Phone To See Planet Has Been In Lockdown For Past Three Weeks
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact “What in green Jesus is going on?” she yelled, making her lapsed Catholic mother cringe.
“The NRL Have Made Poor Financial Decisions” Says Media Network Kept Alive By Print Newspapers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a very weird and clear example of hypocrisy, the Nine Network has this week launched
Health System Braces For Devastating Spike As Virus Spreads Through Millions Of Homes Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is today preparing for the worst, as the Coronavirus curve looks set to spike
Woman Suddenly Filled With An Inexplicable Urge To Visit Bustling Ice Cream Shop
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Between eating her weight in food and silently cursing every smug dickhead broadcasting their at-home
Slowly Balding Man Figures Quarantine Is As Good A Time As Any To Rip Off The Bandaid
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT On top of the world slowly succumbing to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, local man
Jesus Christ Fined $1000 After Police Deem Resurrection A Non-Essential Outing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news from Jerusalem this morning, Christan pin-up boy Jesus Christ has copped