Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything
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Barman Assures Government He’s Confident Pub’s Glass Washer Sanitises Schooners Properly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local barman has reached out to the government this afternoon in an
Latrell Mitchell To Fight Mike Tyson If He Can Get Fit, Reports Fox Sports Staff Writers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ‘staff writers’ who don’t like putting their names on the clickbait articles they write
“Oh This Isn’t A Pub, It’s An Artisan Beer Cafe,” Says Local Publican
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The National Cabinet has agreed restaurants and cafes will be allowed to reopen under
Sydney Man Eagerly Begins Mapping Out Where To Have His First Post Lockdown Parmy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT After a long day at work, Sydney man Luke Marsh wishes he had more to look
NRL Sacks Biosecurity Experts And Brings In Player Wives To Orchestrate Season Comeback
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news from the harbour city of Sydney, the NRL has announced a bold
Man Develops Mystery Cough In Last Minute Bid To Dodge Lunch With In-Laws
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After every other attempt to wriggle out of a Sunday lunch with his in-
Royal Commission Finds That Despite Everything, This Man Is Human Garbage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The release of the Royal Commission’s findings into institutional child abuse within the
Betoota Weekly News Bulletin – 08/05/20
The re-opening of schools and what that means, local news, the NRL’s Anti-Vax problem and much more – Clancy Overell, Errol Parker Wendell Hussey wrap up all the big stories from the week in news. Recording out of the respective Budgy Smuggler Bedrooms, there’s a fair bit on. So tune in.
Daily News Bulletin – Friday 8th May
The ATO’s crackdown, a man defecating in the street and the new plan for the NRL – Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Report: Sitting Opposite From Elon Musk At A Wedding Would Be The Absolute Pits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new survey by Betoota’s leading wedding magazine ‘HITCHED’ has found that there aren’t
James Packer And Mike Tyson Reportedly In Talks For Heavyweight Over 50s Bout
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sporting world continues to look forward to the return of live-action, a salivating
Vaccine Scientists Develop NRL-Friendly Flu Shot That Can Be Racked Off An iPhone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leading vaccine and immunology scientists from the Betoota’s University of Western Queensland campus have today