Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A teenager from a trendy inner city suburb's attempts to rebel against his parents
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Local Tough Guy Reckons He Might Even Have A Bit Of A Boogie When The D-Floor Opens Up Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local tough guy, Jai Hipgrave (26) has taken the last 3 months in isolation as an
Farmer Stands In The Middle Of Paddock Freshly Sown With Barley And Just Fucken Laughs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When local farmer Tim Campbell says you just can’t win being a farmer,
WA Considers Asking Mining Corporations To Let Workers Live Within 1000km Of Their Workplace
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, it seems Western Australia is now home to their vast
19-Year-Old From Fitzroy Offers Opinion On Institutional Failings Of Late 1990s Chicago Bulls
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Michael Jordan and his double-three-peat Chicago Bulls dynasty remains a hugely popular cultural drawcard
Nation’s Boomers Demand More Legislation To Ensure Every Single Investment Comes Without Risk
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some concerning news for our nation’s wealthy older Australians, market analysts who don’t
Couple Saving For House Deposit Might Actually Be Able To Buy Home Outright At This Rate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two young professionals looking to buy a house together in the next few years
PM Responds To Claims He Had Direct Involvement In Sports Rort: “The Pubs Are Open Again!!!!”
LOUIS BURKE | Pubs | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is leading the preferred party leadership polls after switching things
Private Schools, Pokies Sleeping Rough And More – Tuesday 19th May
Funding for private schools, pokies sleeping rough and a baby’s online presence – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
ScoMo Hires Martin Shkreli As Key Advisor On Making Money Off This Vaccine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sensational news from the nation’s capital, the Australian government has just made a
“We Don’t Need Offices Anymore!” Says Inner-City Leftie Who Lives Alone In A Nice Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is lamenting the fact life will inevitably go back to
Scott Morrison Puts Tourism Hat Back On To Ask Australians To Shaka Domestically This Summer
RROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former head of the nation’s peak tourism body has called on all
Nation’s Tradesmen Reminded They Also Need To Keep 1.5m Away From Cyclists While On The Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Standing out the front of some garish yuppie cafe in the French Quarter, a