Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A teenager from a trendy inner city suburb's attempts to rebel against his parents
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Report: America Is Fucked
JAYDEN JAYNE | World News | CONTACT America is fucked, it has been confirmed. These findings were released today after a recent
Local Truckie Begins Exciting Journey Into Self-Employment With Purple Flame Paint Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local truckin’ man, Joe Warrego (35) has today informed fellow motorists that he now works himself!
Re-Employed Bartenders Brace For Wave Of Very Low-Quality Corona Jokes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Australian Hoteliers Association has circulated a letter to publicans warning of an expected slew of
Local Private School Closed After Negative Affluenza Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s most exclusive school for boys has been forced to
Alan Jones Reminds Listeners They Can Still Find Him On OnlyFans
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As Alan Jones completes his highly anticipated final month of morning radio, those who like to
Regional Grandpa And The iPad His Son Bought Him Make Peace As Town’s Paper Goes Online
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Yaraka’s many gibbering old fools has been forced to make peace
Weekly News Bulletin – Heartbroken Tradies, South Africans & An NRL Player Learns To Read – 29/05/20
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the big stories from the week in news. Recording out of the respective Budgy Smuggler Bedrooms, get up to speed on what’s been happening here.
The Broncos Pokie Run, NRL Sex Lives & A Struglling WAG – Friday 29 May
Wall to wall NRL – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey wrap up another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
After 67 Days, Man Can Finally Go Back To Playing On Phone With Footy As Background Noise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For just over two months, a Betoota Heights man has tried to play with
Peter V’Landys Unable To Make Kick-Off For Season Return Due To Nephew’s Baptism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an incredible turn of events, Rugby League Chairman St Peter V’Landys has missed the
NRL Stars Welcome Return To Normal Sex Life After Government Allow Gatherings Of Up To Ten
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Currently, the only contact sport being played (or if you live in Queensland, The Only Sport)
Local Toff Says NRL Matches Would Be More Entertaining With 20 Minutes Worth Of Scrum Resets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Irwin Paisley-Adair says he’s not really too sure what all the fuss about tonight