Man’s Weekend Yard Work Delayed Again As AO And Winter Olympics Blends Into Opening Round Of Super Rugby
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man's plans to get some backyard chores done before the rain comes
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Racist Old Bastard Wonders If Assyrian Tradie Can Poison A Few Trees For Him (He Absolutely Can BTW)
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gibbering old fool from our town’s leafiest enclave of Betoota Grove has stood on
F1 Non-Existent In Australia This Week After Piastri Doesn’t Win Canadian Grand Prix
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire organisation of Formula 1 has been momentarily erased from the Australian psyche. The two
World Comforted To Know The President Of America Thinks Two Heavily Armed Countries Might Need To ‘Fight It Out’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT News consumers around the world have this week been stoked to see tensions flare up between
Sport That Took 100 Years to Clamp Down On Shoulder Charges Suspends Game Over Some Pussy Ass Lightning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A league historically famous for not caring about its players has this weekend bemused its fans.
Man Chuckles At Ad-Free Site Which Is The Source Of All His Knowledge Asking Him For $2
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has scoffed at the audacity of a website that’s provided him with
Life Hack: Stop Your Fingies From Getting Cold This Winter By Utilising The ‘Big Sip’ Technique
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Do you ever find yourself tucking your fingers into your pockets, or drawing your hands back
Rogue Stall Outside Of Uni Offering Paintball Experience Yet To Convince Anyone To Sign Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A rogue market stall outside a Uni that has been handing out brochures that offer an
Regional Boyfriend Sees No Issue With Bringing A King Brown To A Baby Shower
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As Bianka Carlton struggles to hike up a pair of stockings over her knees,
Bloke Slathers On Skincare With The Same Technique Mum Used To Put Sunscreen On Him As A Kid
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some delightfully banal news, there may now be an actual reason why so many straight
Local Woman Now Cold Enough To Consider Relinquishing All Dignity And Getting An Oodie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who lives in the godless structure that is an Australian terrace house, is now
Financially Savvy Local Man Decides To Fill Car Up To The Brim
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local motorist from our town’s Betoota Heights district has today taken urgent action, to
Winter Winds Leave Local Girl’s Lips Flaking Like Twice Baked Croissants
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is once again cursing her inability to hold onto her chapstick