Queensland Beg For More Data Centres And The 2 Security Guards And 6 Computer Nerds They'll Hire
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's political leaders are convening today to discuss a number of pressing issues
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“Politicians Are So Out Of Touch With The People” Says Eumundi Fire Twirler Who Hates The NRL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, a Sunshine Coast resident has been kind enough to reveal
Trump Claims Victory Over His Own Citizens In Latest Round Of ‘Stop Hitting Yourself’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT WINNING: America’s current need for a win is outmatched only by their need for new
PM Admits Australia Does Have A History Of Slavery After Jenny Makes Him Do The Dishes Haha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison has today admitted that the country DOES have a history of slavery, after
Man Beats Murder Charge By Explaining He’s A Scorpio
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A convicted murderer has had his sentence reduced to time already served after the sentencing
Americans So Mad They Might Even Consider Thinking About Possibly Voting
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact As the US completes the transition from a dangerous place full of guns into a
Weekly News Bulletin – Statues, Collapse of Society & Pete Evans New Recipe – 29/05/20
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the big stories from another week in news. Recording out of the Budgy Smuggler Booth, get up to speed on what’s been happening here.
Captain Cook Statues, The Feelings Of Police Officers & Collingwood’s Racism – Friday 12 June
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey wrap up another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Inner-City Woman Loses Another Friend To Lactose Intolerance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT French Quarter resident Elise Cosgrove (29) continues to learn how unfair life can be as she
Group Of Young Blokes In Black Puffer Vests Stand Guard At John Howard’s Statue
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As statues around the world get torn down and thrown into the nearest body
“Australia Never Had Slavery” Says PM Who Thinks The Sugar Cane Just Cut Itself For 100 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s attempts to quash the Black Lives Matter protests has resulted in
Chris Lilley Worried New Boycott Might Jeopardise Upcoming Transgender Zombie ANZAC Character
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The public broadcaster has today stood behind iconic comedian, Chris Lilley’s new character: the flamboyant
ABC To Keep Useless Middle Management Dead Wood And Cut Services And Content
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rot inside the ABC is safe for another year after the public broadcaster