English Cricketer Goes To A Nightclub And Doesn't Get Into A Fight Or Arrested
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English press is scrambling this morning (their time), after disturbing allegations emerged overnight. With the
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Opinion: Is Cattle-Gunning Everyone In East Sydney The Only Way To Prevent A Second Wave?
OPINION It is well-known that people in Sydney, especially those who live near the sea, cannot be trusted to
PM Tells Victorians They ‘Sound Like The Missus’ After Knocking Him For Having A Beer At The Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today told everyone to ‘just calm down a little bit.
Melbourne Proves Yet Again That They’re Two Weeks Ahead Of The Rest Of The Country (Sydney)
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The City Of Melbourne, currently stricken with the deadly coronavirus, has proven themselves again
Water Rats, A New Internet Scan & A Very Hungover Local Man – July 13
The NSW Water Rats bust some Victorians, a new sophisticated scam is wreaking havoc and a local man commits a very hungover act – Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey rip into another day of news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Bar Promoters Scramble To Come Up With Clever Ways To Incorporate Pandemic Into Live Music Events
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT With bars and restaurants slowly opening up again, scores of bar promoters are scrambling to come
Couple Forced To Save Own Money After Potential Wishing Well Cash Now Off The Table
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Reports of a situation are coming out of a Betoota Sounds home this morning after a
Faded Frosty Burn Peeking Out From Underneath Rolled Up Sleeve Hints At Bad Boy Past
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Though you wouldn’t have picked it by just looking at him, local suit Mark Latham
Ep 118 – Christopher Pyne
This week, the former Defence Minister, long term federal politician and self-titled ‘Fixer’ joins the show to talk about
Report Finds Best Way For Girls To Become Friends Is To Find A Mutual Enemy To Bitch About
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A recent report carried out by Betoota University’s Behavioural Science unit has today released some
Social Distancing Measures Give Italian Restaurant Patrons Opportunity To Feel Like Mob Bosses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As cafes, restaurants and bars begin to open to a limited number of customers again, innovative
Dead Plant Was Dying Anyway Says Man Who Paid $6k For His 19-Year-Old Dog To Have Hip Replaced
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In a somewhat psychopathic turn of events, residents of the affluent suburb Betoota Hills have today
NSW Water Rats Intercept Another Boatload Of Victorians On Ashmore Reef
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Water Rats, made famous by a late 1990s documentary series which shocked Sydney residents who