English Cricketer Goes To A Nightclub And Doesn't Get Into A Fight Or Arrested
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English press is scrambling this morning (their time), after disturbing allegations emerged overnight. With the
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Deep Cleaners Of Star City Casino Told To Stay Away From The Books And Political Donations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a gentleman who tested positive to the pangolin’s wrath paid a visit
Pre-Emptive Tributes Flow In For Madame Ghislaine
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Tributes have begun trickling in for disgraced socialite Ghislaine Maxwell ahead of her scheduled untimely passing
Footy Players Coming To Terms With Reality, A Man Destroys Dinner & A Boomer Tries To Close A Pub – July 16
The strange predicament facing AFL players, a local man butchers his dinner, a boomer continues her war on pub and more Clancy Overell jumps into the Budgy Smuggler Booth to run through the news with Wendell Hussey.
‘Better Than A Restaurant’ Says Local Bloke As He Adds A Few Extra Slices Of Canned Pineapple To Frozen Pizza
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local man has found himself experimenting in the kitchen, after marathoning his way through some
Man’s Dream To Have A Beer With Chinese Bloke With The Lowest Social Credit Score Drifts Further From Reach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere in China lives a man with the nation’s lowest social credit score.
AFL Players Prepare To Experience Absolute Anonymity As Competition Relocates To Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today revealed the she is working with the AFL to draft
Man Ruins Dinner Putting His Own Spin On Popular Donna Hay Recipe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man disgraced himself last night by adding some of his own
Inner-City Boomer Walks Into Noisy Pub Faking COVID-19 Symptoms In Effort To Shut Venue Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local property owner has today continued on her quest to sanitise the suburb she moved
Uni Hipster’s Worst Nightmare Comes True As New Mates Learn He Was A Private School Rugby Hero
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It’s the dark secret of every Gucci-bumbag hipster on campus at Betoota’s Western
A Blowout In Sydney, The Palace Letters & The Latest On The NRL – July 15
A Sydney man’s desperate trip out into town, the fallout from the release of the Palace Letters and the New Zealand Warriors are on the move again Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey rip into another day of news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Security-Minded TikTok User Glad She Didn’t Download That Dodgy, Useless COVIDSafe App
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Year 12 student almost caved in and downloaded the Government’s COVIDSafe
Outback Truck Stops Now Accountable For 90% Of All Johnny Cash Royalties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to a recent report by the Academy Of Country Music Awards (ACMA) – the Australian Outback