West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
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Metalhead Comes To The Crushing Realisation That The Pits Won’t Open Up Until There’s A Vaccine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In yet another sad story from the year 2020, a local metalhead has revealed he’s
The Minister For Karens, Bunnings New Training Module & A Mediocre Burger Joints Coming To Australia – July 29
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Feminists Report Sharp Spike In Empowerment After Byron Influencer Posts Black And White Box Gap
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking international news, a sharp spike in female empowerment has been detected today, as
Bloke Who’d Get Rolled By Coronavirus In 30 Seconds Fighting To Expose Whole State To It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Doctors at Royal Betoota Base Hospital have confirmed that mining magnate Clive Palmer “would
NSW Residents Dust Off The Facemasks They Bought In Simpler Times When Everything Was On Fire
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With world renowned cities and Melbourne introducing mandatory facemask laws, heated discussions have taken place between
Kings Cross Now Regretting The Distasteful COVID-19 Fountain After Outbreak In Potts Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Karma appears to be catching up with the bohemian artistic community of Sydney’s Kings Cross,
Mediocre Burger Chain Announces Expansion Into The Land Of Mediocre Burgers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mediocre hamburger chain from America has announced they’re expanding into Australia, the
Retail Employee Admits She’s Started Profiling Karens
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout out from the latest Karen behavior continues to spread far and wide, one
Wamberal Beach Hosts Latest Retelling Of The Parable Of The Wise And The Foolish Boomers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Parable of the Wise and the Foolish Boomers is a parable of Jesus
Bunnings Staff Induction To Now Include Crash Course On ‘1948 Charter Of Human Rights’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a real sign of the times, the large retailer Bunnings Warehouse is this week updating
The Melbourne Karens, The Changing Of The Cheese & The NRL’s Bunker – July 28
The Melbourne Karens continue to make headlines, Saputo cops it from the conservatives for changing the name of one of its cheeses and the NRL seems to have sorted its Bunker problem – Clancy Overell jumps into the Budgy Smuggler Booth to run through the news with Wendell Hussey.
Scott Morrison Names Michaelia Cash As The Newly Created Minister For Karens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Praise, hope and high expectation have followed the appointment of Western Australian senator Michaelia Cash as