Chris Minns Thanks Angus Taylor For Distracting The News Cycle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Premier has today taken some time to thank an unlikely ally. State Labor leader
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Trump Suggests Regime Change At Northland Shopping Centre
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has issued a stark warning to the management of Melbourne’s Northland
Without Green Day On The Radio, Americans Blindly Support President Trump’s Decision To Go To War
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As President Trump enters war with Iran, it appears that America is lacking a counter-culture. In
“Feels Good To Be Back” Says America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The home of the brave and the land of the military industrial complex is today kicking
PM Puts Our Last Serviceable Dedicated Bomber On Standby In Case America Gives Us The Call Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has confirmed that Australia is once again ready to contribute meaningfully to America’
World War 3 Puts A Bit Of Extra Sting On A Winter Monday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is today battling through another Monday morning. However, this Monday Morning has
Anti-War President Ends America’s “Forever Wars” By Bombing A New Country
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ‘Greatest Country on Earth’ has lived up to its name once again today, by bombing
Greek Man Takes First Step Towards Pappouhood After Eating Apple With A Knife For The First Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 39 year old Greek-Australian man has taken the first step into “pappouhood” after deciding to
Brisbane Locals Actually Keen On Gabba Redevelopment After Being Promised Blonde Brick Unit Blocks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The roaring binfire that has become the Queensland Government’s 2032 Olympics preparations has somehow resulted
Crawl To Payday Inspires Local Millennial To Spend Weekend With Her Parents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local millennial has been forced to make the pilgrimage home this weekend after
Woman With Sore Tummy Issues Concedes Carbonara And Garlic Bread Was Totally Worth The Pain
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A prominent lactose avoider is in a world of trouble today as she faces
Windscreen Repair Business Has A Better Spread Of Free Snacks Than The Qantas Lounge
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An impoverished student is praising the services of a windscreen repair business today after
Rental Agent Who’s Quick To Chase Up Money Taking A Month To Email Back About Maintenance Repairs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Residents at a slightly dilapidated share house in Betoota Heights are quickly learning that their rental