Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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Awkward! Bloke Pretending He Hasn’t Just Seen Old Classmate Accidentally Looks Away A Second Too Late
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT When you’re drunkenly walking, the last thing you need is to run into someone from
Radiohead Transforms Average Day Into Gritty Sci-fi Noir Thriller
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like most middle class white men with ears, Timothy Brasby (35) is a big fan of
Report: Mum And Dad Spending More Time On Facebook Than You Did In High School
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Nine years ago, millennial Tessa Paulo (26) was promised by her parents that Facebook would rot
Boomer Refuses To Give Entitled Young People Halloween Lollies At All Five Properties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As Australian Halloween celebrations continue to increase in popularity so to the opinions of people who
Hot Mess Gladys Literally Can’t Deal With Her Neighbours Scary ICAC-Themed Halloween Decorations
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact The relationship between Gladys Berejiklian and her next door neighbours is once again strained after
Local Woman Activates Fake Call Emergency After Date Reveals American Psycho Is His Favourite Movie
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Alison should have known by his chinos and slicked-back hair that Alex Gardener was either
Police Finally Catch Man Responsible For Stealing Clearcoat Off 1990s Magnas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In good news for owners of the ubiquitous Mitsubishi Magna, police have finally arrested and
Average Human IQ Jumps 15 Points After QAnon Memes Removed From Youtube, Facebook
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact YouTube has followed earlier moves by Facebook to remove material posted by QAnon, the far-
Influencer’s Whose Audience Is 90% School Boys And Tradies Urges People Not To Vote For Trump
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Desperate to prove to her followers how woke she is, local personal trainer Tiffany Wales
Melburnians Might Stimulate The Local Economy Tonight Just Quietly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A troupe of Melbournians spoke to The Advocate this afternoon before sending our reporter
Herald Sun Reports That Kevin Rudd Was Working As A Melbourne Hotel Security Guard In June
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, said he has “no recollection” of working as a hotel
Basil Sinks 20 Pints At Mustang Bar And Drives Home After Forgetting He’s Mayor Of Perth Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former-WAFL-player-turned-TV-presenter-turned-politician, Basil Zempilas has today once again forgotten his