Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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12 Days With Zero Cases In Victoria Good News For The 30 Queenslanders Trying To Get Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The poor Queenslanders who have found themselves stuck in the dreary caliphate of Melbourne are reeling
Trump Fires Fauci And Appoints Pete Evans To Lead Covid Taskforce In Final Days Of Presidency
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of The United States of America has today taken some time off from golf
PM Skips Church Today After Turning Off His Christianity Until Liberal Sex Scandals Die Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has today made a bit of a personal compromise, and put aside his
Aussies Delighted To Go Back To Saying “What’s His Name Again?” When Talking About President
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are cherish the opportunity to no longer think or care about US politics, it has
Sex Scandals, Sydney’s Most Famous & The Nation’s Wishlist For Santa – November 11
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey run through another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Australian Women Shocked Man Who Entered Self Into Cleo Bachelor Of The Year Actually A Creep
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rubble continues to pile up in Canberra today, after the ABC’s crack investigative team
Nation Asks Santa For Mitch Swepson To Get A Start This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he’s been added to the squad on a number of occasions, this
Confused Service Centre Operator Unable To Find Wheelbarrow Licence Test For Local Apprentice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local transport and motoring customer service employee has been left scratching her head after fielding
Scotty Says Adultery Wouldn’t Be Such An Issue In Canberra If Everyone Dressed Appropriately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says allegations about two of his ministers, Christian Porter and Alan
Joel Fitzgibbon Quits Frontbench Saying Labor Has Alienated Mining Executives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the ultimate act of self-preservation, former Shadow Agriculture Minister Joel Fitzgibbon has
Dude Who’ll Probably Be Dead Before Next Election Defends Killing The Planet For A Paycheque
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some old fool from the nation’s largest loss-making masthead defended peddling climate
MPs Accused Of Drunken Sleaziness Probably Not Stoked With Barnaby Rushing To Defend Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rumours of a chauvinistic culture of drunken sleaziness in Parliament House have been dispelled today, by