Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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Scientists Discover Traces Of Dangerous Virus In New Pile Of Victorian Sewage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scientists in Victoria have today made a shocking discovery. While running some routine checks on local
Trump’s Big Admission, Benders In Victoria & A Local Patriot – November 24
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey run through another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Real Estate Firm Gets Fuckloads Of Business After Plastering Town With Photos Of Their Heads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s premier Real Estate agencies has taken things up a notch in 2020,
Victorian Gov Eases Restrictions To Allow Benders – But Only Around The Appropriate Tables
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victoria has all but seemingly crushed the spicy cough, leading the state’s defacto
PM Warns Against ‘Trial By Media’ With Alleged War Crimes The ABC Got Raided For Looking Into
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today taken a break from his quarantine photoshoots to address
No-Win-No-Fee Compensation Lawyers Rush To Mars After Water Discovered On Surface
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In a timely validation of the viability of commercial space travel, a rocket entirely built
Couple Manage To Visit Hamilton Island Without Sharing Photo Of The Cockatoos
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young couple from our town’s Betoota Heights corridor have just returned from
Trump Finally Concedes 1983 America’s Cup Loss
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In an unprecedented admission, Future Former President Trump has finally conceded that the 1983 America’
Local Bloke Claims To Be Patriotic Despite His Refusal To Publicly Defend Horrific War Crimes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke, Cole Chisel (49, Betoota Heights) hasn’t missed a dawn service since he can
All Blacks: “Wallabies’ Draw With Pumas Cements Our Position As The Underdogs Of World Rugby”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The coach of arguably the most successful international sporting team in human history as
Trump Concedes, The Rush To Get To Mars, And A Local Man’s Questionable Pronunciation – November 23
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
You Scrub Up All Right’ Closest Thing To A Compliment Regional Dad Is Capable Of
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local regional dad has today shown an uncharacteristically tender side to his personality after his