Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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“You’re All Whipped!” Writes Young Professional To Group Chat While Drinking Alone In Seedy Sports Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nobody wrote back to his 2 pm message asking if anybody was about for
School Leaver Student Buys 24 Pack Of Ultra-Thin Frangers After Putting Cologne On His Penis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A low-key, completely supervised, midweek social mixer is expected to become a full blown orgy
This Sun Has Got Some Fucking Bite, Says Nation’s Tradesmen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the mercury rising to upwards of forty degrees celsius in some Australian capital cities today,
Can’t Help But Laugh! Local Boss Expects Bloke To Answer Phone On Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The days he spent behind a bar and picking up glasses is behind him
Confusion As Local Friend Actually Wasn’t Joking About Being Vegetarian Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wanda Mardy asked for her guest’s dietary requirements a week out from her
Hungover Woman Narrows Down Small Blemish To Either Blackhead Or Something Way More Serious
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT “Hmmm, I should probably get this checked out,” stated Haley Casiano as she thumbed a blemish
Bottleshop Worker Saves Time By Coward Punching Bloke Buying Little Fat Lamb
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bottleshop worker Aaron Menzies (26) has been praised by his workplace and community for delivering effective
Nation Expected To Thank Man Responsible For 2020
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t be any more of a shark shit fight, you
Ute Doing 70 Kilometres On Highway Fairly Good Sign That Load Is Not Very Stable
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Reports of a mysterious ute rattling along Channel Country motorways has been confirmed in an exclusive
“I Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun” Says Mate Who Needs Cocaine To Have Fun
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The world of journalism has gone into overdrive at the moment after the revelation that Old
Office Degenerate Makes Sure To Organise Christmas Bash At Bar With A TAB
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Office Manager Brendan Wallis probably wouldn’t have been in charge of the annual Christmas bash,
Report: First Hungover Sip Of Mcdonalds Post Mix Packs A Real Punch
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT The last thing local woman Amelia Stewart needed Saturday morning was a proverbial punch to the