Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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Boris: “No, We Haven’t Rushed This Flu Jab. I’ve Had It Myself.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has laughed off suggestion that they’ve rushed through
“There’s Something I Love About Byron” Says Yuppie, Unaware That ‘Something’ Is White People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 18 months after leaving her hometown of Carlton for the pristine sands of Bondi Beach, local
Christmas Ruined As China Bans Export Of Fake Plastic Dogshit And Whoopie Cushions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison opened his morning press conference today with four repeated words
Dan Andrews: “Mark Hunt Will Knock Out Gallen In The Third. I Cannot Be Any Clearer On That”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Put the fucking house on it” said the Victorian Premier. “This is easy money” The media
Nation That Fucking Lives For True Crime Content Draws Line At Port Arthur For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The final frontier of Australian true-crime drama is about to be reached as
The Summer Of Bushfires Kicks Off, Emo Gladys & A Snobby Local Girlfriend – December 3
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey run through another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Spotify 2020 Wrap Reveals Local Girl Could Probably Expand Horizons A Bit Beyond ‘That Song’
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT As the end of 2020 draws near it brings with it Spotify’s yearly wrap up
Emo Gladys Allows Dancing In NSW So Long As Clubs Agree To Play “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In her latest fuck you to authority, the New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian
Australians Quite Intrigued To See Which Parts Of Our Country Didn’t Burn Last Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fireys are being shipped across from Bundaberg to battle a massive bushfire that has been burning
Townie Wage Slave Glad China Is Responsible For All His Woes, According To Fake Bogan On TV
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s Heights District, who describes himself as a
Snob Girlfriend Opposed To Eating A Petrol Station Microwave Hamburger During Road Trip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “You’d have to be fucked in the head to eat one of those,
Opinion: Let The Man Who HASN’T Done A Shoey Out Of Dead Afghan’s Leg Cast The First Stone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Here we go again. The fucking leftie soft cock brigade on Twitter is up in arms