Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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A Confused Peter Dutton, Bad News For Tassie And Some Locals Get Boomered – December 15
It’s another big day in news, so Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey jump into the Budgy Smuggler Booth to give you the rundown.
Papou Behind Counter At Greek Milk Bar Has Zero Interest In Small Talk About How Wet It Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The iconic Politis Milk Bar in Betoota’s Flight Path District has been an institution of
Nation’s Stock Of White People Set Sights On Tasmania After Byron Bay Washes Into The Sea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Byron Bay has washed into the sea, ruining the holiday plans of millions over
The Girls Decide On A Round Of Cocktails With The Bar Six Deep And One Bartender On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Bartender and mixologist Andy Samson could feel some eyes burning holes in him this afternoon as
Support Group Set Up For Gen-Ys Who Weren’t Allowed To Watch The Simpsons
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With mounting house prices and increased cost of living (see Coachella tickets) becoming more widespread, welfare
Sadist Finds Pleasure In Shaking Towel Up Wind Of Other Beachgoers
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Deciding to cool off today at Betoota’s lesser-known waterparks, the old Mansfield Quarry, Betoota
Tractor Sufficiently Bogged Enough To Warrant Getting Dad Involved
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Try as the might, the Inter is bogged. Rather than face the ultimate humiliation
Bloke On A Bender Watches In Disgust As All The Sheep Begin Heading To Work
MARC VENUTI | Editor | CONTACTOn Monday morning at approximately 7:30am, local party legend Pete Tal was overheard, whilst sitting cross
Waltzing Matilda II: Modern Day Swagman Boils Billy While Camping On Mate’s Couch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s best known bush ballad, Waltzing Matilda has today been recreated on the couch of
Former Bong Lord Comes Out Of Retirement For An Embarrassing Coughing Fit
KENT REGINALD | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota man who hasn’t smoked weed for a while wants to make it
Officeworks Really Doing Their Best To Spoil The Remaining School Holidays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While still continuing until the tail end of January, school holidays have been cut short once
Man Transitions Seamlessly Into Fatherhood By Not Rubbing In His Sunscreen
LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact A local paddle boarder has this week made a seamless transition into his role as