Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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Unsupervised Boomer Finds Himself Watching SBS Food Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove father-of-four has been left to his own devices this
Correlation Established Between Doing Shoeys and Yelling ‘Nice Garry’ For No Reason
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A landmark study has been released today finding a direct link between two of society’s
Expecting Brunswick Yuppies To Wait Until Child’s 10th Birthday For Gender Reveal Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An expecting couple down in Melbourne’s trendy suburb of Brunswick have moved to assure their
Report: Grey Nomad Good For A Yarn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local retiree, who appears absolutely stoked to finally talk to someone who isn’t his
‘No Fear’ Bumper Sticker Seemingly At Odds With Owners Opinions On Immigrants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Contractor Owen Green (33) has been accused of the hypocrisy of the highest order, as his
Stoned Teenager At Servo Worried Stoned Teenager Behind The Counter Is Judging Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A tense standoff took place today at Betoota Ponds Independent Petrol station last night as stoned
Local Tradie Refers To Picturesque Location As “Today’s Office”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local chippy has let his social media followers know that they should be pretty jealous
“You Need To See The World,” Says Woman Who Spent 3 Weeks Blind Drunk In Europe Ten Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Work colleague Tracey Rhiannon (34) may have overstepped some boundaries this week by telling younger co-
Soon-To-Be Very Unwell Man Has Another Hash Brownie Because First Didn’t Work After 5 Minutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who probably smokes pot once every two years, has today decided that he
Little Cousin Wants To Know If You’ve Ever Heard Of Goon Of Fortune
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “[Haha] Have you guys ever played goon of fortune?” Chase Dall (15) asked his older cousins,
Report: Everyone Has Just Flat Out Stopped Coming To Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Chamber of Commerce (BCC) has confirmed this afternoon that 2022 is done and dusted.
Nations Girlfriends Looking Forward To Another Two Months Of White Noise On TV
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The nation’s girlfriends have confirmed today how excited they are to about their media consumption