Bloke Playing His Third Ever Round Of Golf With His Uncle Jerry's Clubs From The 70s Concludes Once Again That Golf Fucking Sucks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sound of an ancient nine iron being tomahawked into a gidgee tree broke
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Local Bachelor Pretty Sure There Is Unfinished Business Between Him And Year 9 GF
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Reflecting on himself during the working-from-home early mark he has given himself every Friday,
Mothers Group Sent Into Turmoil As New Mum Announces She Might Not Bother With Sleep Training
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A new mum has unwittingly committed a huge social faux pas, after casually announcing she plans
Two Poop Shy Girls Enter Hour Long Stand Off As Neither One Makes A Courtesy Flush
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Two poop shy girls allegedly entered an hour long stand off in a public bathroom today,
Local Bloke Fights Suspicious Feeling That Alarm Hasn’t Gone Off In Case He Misses Out On Extra Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As local bloke Samuel Johnston lies in bed and stares at the ceiling, he finds himself
US Election, Sex Scandals & SAS Under Fire – Recapping the Month of November
As the new year begins and in accordance with popular demand, we are recapping the year that was 2020, month by month. Today, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey take a look back at the month that was November, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Man Lies And Says His Face Feel Much Softer After Girlfriend Talks Him Into Trying Sheet Mask
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Terrifying, wasteful and a straight out con is how an ageing Tom Donnelly (31) describes the
Valiant Owner Reckons He’s Been Using Push-To-Start For Years
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact As automotive manufacturers try to one-up each other with increasingly sophisticated technology, a popular
Convenience Store Owner Says This Tin Of Pineapple Slices From 2006 Is Still Good To Go
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Scenes of blatant disregard for the health and safety of a customer are unfolding in a
Local Woman Overcome With A Debilitating Cringe After Seeing Friend Comment On Celebrity’s Instagram
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman Mia Thompson has had a bit of a shock today, after discovering that her
COVID, ISIS & Hot Mess Gladys – Recapping the Month of October
As the new year begins and in accordance with popular demand, we are recapping the year that was 2020, month by month. Today, Clancey Overell and Wendell Hussey take a look back at the month that was October, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Local Bloke Incurs Girlfriends Wrath After Shaving Head Instead Of Controversial Moustache
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local bloke Miles Erikson has been itching to sport a mo for years now. Not because
Friends Wonder If Their Mate Knows He And His Girlfriend Look Like Brother And Sister
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A group of friends have had a rather concerned telepathic conversation today after they were introduced