RBA Confirm Only Another 100,000 People Need To Lose Their Jobs For Rates To Stay On Hold For A While
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Bank of Australia has today offered up some clarity on a major issue. Governor
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Australians To Lose Access To Gmail And Google Because Rupert Can’t Figure Out Social Media
LEON SCENT | Tech| CONTACT In a newest example of wealth-hoarding senior billionaires demanding legislation to save their businesses from
PM Tells Cricket Australia To Keep Politics Out Of The Game And Head To South Africa
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been on the offensive this morning after Cricket Australia announced
Report: If The Government Phases Out Diesel Vehicles, How Will This B&S Warrior Get The Moot?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Plains man Brett Wilson has today raised an important question. If diesel and petrol vehicles
Chief Medical Officer Resigns After Some Compelling Arguments From Failed Furniture Salesman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the nation’s capital today, the Chief Medical Officer (CMO) has
Peter V’Landys Calls The Dragons: “Are You Blokes Really That Fucked This Year?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rugby League commission chairman Peter V’Landys has today had to pick up the phone
Craig Kelly Tells Plibersek To Google ‘Chinese Submarine Sightings In Portsea, 1967’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor frontbencher Tanya Plibersek has clashed with embattled Liberal MP Craig Kelly ain the halls of
Adlay Albo, A Former Child Prodigy & Collingwood Hires Sam Newman – February 3
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Eddie McGuire Runs Media Through His “Favourite Wog Food” To Prove Collingwood Isn’t Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Eddie McGuire has today hosted yet another press conference to continue digging the hole he found
Inflated Used Car Prices Sees Local Motoring Enthusiast Only Able To Afford This 2003 Zafira
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When the bloke at Shannon’s asked Damien ‘Frogstomp’ Oldman if he was really
McGuire Acts Swiftly Following Racism Report And Hires Sam Newman As Head Of Racial Harmony
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the damning report into the culture of racism at Collingwood continues, Eddie
Barnaby Tells Media That Rhino Horn Cures Virus To See If McCormack Will Actually Say Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has told media this afternoon in Canberra
Morrison Says Craig Kelly Is A Fine Man That Doesn’t Know Where Any Skeletons Are Buried
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a political climate where the number one priority is quelling anxieties surrounding the importance of