Elite Private School Mantra Of Deny Deny Deny 'Till You Die Not Really Working Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A once-concrete way of dealing with difficult problems is under threat this week
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Uptown Boy Explains How Country Takeaway’s Devil Wings Aren’t Even Spicy At All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who’s father lets him have long hair has explained to
Herald Sun Must Have Missed The Memos About Neo-Nazis Attacking Innocent Civilians This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the AFL season just around the corner, it seems like the Herald Sun is flat
Aussie Tax Payers Allowed One Free TV Each After Paying Gerry Harvey’s Staff’s Wages All Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the most exciting news for home entertainment upgrades since Kevin Rudd’s $900 stimulus cheque,
Aged Care Resident Attempts To Shank Someone In Bold Attempt To Get Decent Feed In Prison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A resident at a local Betoota aged care facility has opened up today about her bold
Assignment Start Time To Be Pushed Back In Half Hour Increments Until 2 AM
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As the clock creeps past 12 pm, local bloke Ben Housten tells himself that he can’
Jesus Phones Scott To Remind Him That He’s Being A Pretty Shithouse Christian Right Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Spiritual leader and popular sky man, Jesus H Christ of Nazareth, has phoned our
Hipsters Outraged As Justin Hemmes Converts Terrifying Bikie Pub Into A Family Friendly Venue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s largest hospitality groups has made a move on the Diamantina Shire this
Aged Care Royal Commission Findings, An Unhappy Boomer & Triathlete’s New PB – March 2
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Sydney Uni Student Still Waiting For A Pat On The Back For Not Celebrating January 26
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Covid-19 has been a difficult time for University Students, especially for those who love nothing
Bloke Drinking Alone With Oakley Tan Lines Just Flew In From The Mines Not A Bad Spot Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A high-income loner currently piping into random conversations at a local beer garden has apparently
Final Report Into Aged Care Recommends Not Being Poor As The Best Way To Receive Decent Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The final report into the aged care sector was handed down today and one
“Give Our PM A Break!” Says Boomer Who Will Die Of Neglect In Government Funded Aged Care Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Prime Minister edges closer each day to buckling under the pressures of leading a