Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
Latest news (Page 1093)
Christian Porter Spends First Day Of Paid Leave Burning Ants With Magnifying Glass
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a week of actually facing some tough questions about horrific sexual assault allegations levelled against
“Very Kind Of You, But Please Don’t” Says Kirkup After PM Offers To Fly Over For WA Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As Mark McGowan confirmation day edges closer and closer, Zak Kirkup has today turned down a
Elite Private School Boy Learns His Actions Might Actually Have Consequences After All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s future leaders has learned this week that perhaps he
Local Landscaper Treats Himself To The Bachelor’s Handbag For Friday Lunch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “We’re on here boys” shouts local labourer, Jacko Morven (25) as he rolls back onto
Report: On Second Thought, Maybe The Many Pox-Ridden Hellholes Of Europe Need The Jab More
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Italy and other assorted lands of disease and pestilence across Europe have banded together
Buckingham Palace: Meghan By Far Nastiest Royal Since Bloody Mary Burnt All Those Protestants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The media machine behind the family responsible for the raping and pillaging of half the Indigenous
Another Political Gaff, No Mental Health Leave For Average Punter & Scotty Distracts Media – March 5
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Scotty Distracts News Cycle With Photos Of Him At Home Building A 100,000 Hen Battery Farm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the government under siege, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today had to act swiftly
Macquarie Dictionary Updates Definition Of Irony To Linda Reynolds Calling Someone A Lying Cow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The brains behind the national word book have announced today that their definition of
PM: “Fuuck Take Me Back To The Good Old Days When I Just Played Candy Crush At The Footy”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s chief bloke says he just wants to go back to the
Local HR Manager Reminds Staff That Paid Mental Health Leave Is Only For Politicians Who Fuck Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flight Path District HR manager has this week told his employees not to get
Bye Bye Linda
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a move straight out of the Scotty From Marketing playbook, it seems yet another high-