Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Girls WILL Talk Later About Shocking Engagement Ring They Are Currently Cheering At
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A group of mates were put to the ultimate test today. As group OG Josie Tan
Dad’s Bunnings Trip Not Complete Until He’s Whacked A Bag Of Mulch
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As local dad Steven King walks to the counter with some gardening shears and a box
Tipsy Apprentice Fights Overwhelming Urge To Steal Schooner From Bar
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As he finishes a glass of beer, tipsy carpenter apprentice Joel Wood fights the overwhelming urge
Paid Leave Porter Pockets Cash From Teenagers Waiting Outside Bottle-O
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Making the most of the weekend, Attorney General and man most skilled in making a nation
WEEKLY BULLETIN: Prince Charles Baffled, An Outraged Paid Leave Porter, Sad News For Private School Boy & More – March 12
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth in downtown Betoota.
Uni Students Begin Awkward Standoff As Restaurant Doesn’t Offer Split Bills
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A group of first-year uni students have today decided to shake things up for lunch
Report: Bad Day To Be A Beer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from a local watering hole. It’s an awful day to be a beer. Particularly a cold one. More to come.
Forklift Driver Who Dropped Pallet After Big Night On The Piss Given Month Of Politician Leave
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is resting up today, after a bit of a prang at work.
Paid Leave Porter Throws Rock Through Perth Bus Window
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The holidaying Attorney-General Christian Porter confirmed overnight that it was him who threw
Sky News Dad Begins Dominating Arguments With Leftie Daughters After Learning The Word “Woke”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local semi-retired sporting goods retailer slash property investor, Royce Rodson (71) has this week stumbled
PM Begins Tackling Sexist Culture In Canberra By Changing Tyre For Helpless Woman In Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Prime Minister Scott Morrison is leading from the front making captain’s calls
ACA Playing At Full Volume On Outdoor Flat Screen A Fair Indicator This Pub Is Good For A Blue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local hi-vis watering hole in Betoota’s light industrial Flight Path District looks like