Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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NSW Top Cop Floats Idea Of A Signed Consent Stat Dec Witnessed By A JP Before Sexual Contact
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Friend to women and New South Wales Police Commissioner Michael “Mick” Fuller has shrugged
Government Says Greens Opposition To Back Burning Is To Blame For Slow Jab Roll Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today come out to reveal the cause of the
Undercover Cop Reaches Into Billabong Satchel To Grab Some “Scrilla” To Pay For “The Eccies”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A cool 39-year-old dude currently loitering around the front bar of one of Betoota’
Economists Say Now Is The Time To Buy A Venezuelan Credit Card As Supply Chain Nears Total Collapse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of leading economists say now is the time to purchase an L1A1
28-Year-Old Still Lays Awake Wondering Why Half The Saddle Club Girls Had American Accents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With everything going in the world today, a local Gen-Y finance consultant has still got
DAILY BULLETIN: St Patty’s Day Celebrations, Vaccine Concerns & Excited Tax-Payers
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Paid Leave Porter Spices Up Hump Day By Blinding Commercial Aircraft Pilot With Laser Pointer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Attorney General has this afternoon revealed to The Betoota Advocate how he’s
Nonna Smiles While Unloading Potentially Life Ruining Gossip About Mortal Enemy’s Son-In-Law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Nonna, Maria Esposito, has today got a bit more fire in her whisking elbow as
Government: “Jab Roll-Out Will Be Late And Over-Budget Like Every Other Fucking Thing We Do”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Health Minister Greg Hunt looked reporters in the eye today and actually told
Rugby League Player Disciplined For Providing Public With Insight Into What He Is Genuinely Thinking
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The pearl-clutching Australian media elite are today spin-drying their white linen as they prepare
County Coogee’s Gutters Run Black As Irish Pour Out A Pint For Those Back At Home In Lockdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The 33rd Irish County of Coogee, the only county currently outside the draconian lockdown
AstraZeneca Under Fire After 1 Of The 17 Million Recipients Gets Hit By Bus After Second Jab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s medicines regulator insists there’s “no evidence” the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine is the