David Warner Says He Didn't Call An Uber Home Because No Drivers Ever Respect His Conversation Preference
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Test opener David Warner has told The Advocate this week that he didn&
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Paul Murray Makes Formal Complaint To Sky News HR About Colleagues Calling Him ‘ALDI Alan’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s last bastions of free speech has today been rocked by claims of
Community Transmissions Now Low Enough That Men Can Stop Washing Hands After Going To The Loo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JetStar flight JQ201 from Sydney to Auckland has just disembarked in the Land Of The Long
Company Advertising ‘Exciting Role In A Fast Paced Work Environment’ Really Just Seriously Understaffed
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local marketing agency has today managed to net a large number of applicants, after a
Ex-Steiner School Kid Struggles To Count Past Ten Without Her Bongo Drum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of the Betoota Heights Steiner School has exceeded her own expectations
Local Riff Raff Redlines The LowLux In Third Gear To Show Off His New Fuck Off Cannon Exhaust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A South Betoota meat worker has taken time out of his busy afternoon of
Fitness First Franchise Under Fire For Not Playing Shitty Rnb Music From Ten Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A Betoota Ponds Fitness First is in some serious trouble today after it was discovered that
Inner City Yuppies Purchase Rental Movie Despite Owning Several Streaming Service Subscriptions
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As they snuggle up on the couch for a night in, inner-city couple Troy and
White Boy Singing ‘Redbone’ In Beer Garden Has Changed A Few Lyrics Funnily Enough
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Patrons at Old City District Brewery ‘Dad Shed Brewing Co’ had a look behind the smoke
Bluey Writers Satisfy Twitter Diversity Demands By Introducing Pitty Rescued From Dog Fighting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The writers behind ABC’s hit kids cartoon Bluey have today neutralised an echo chamber culture
Monopoly Updated – Get Out Of Jail Free Card Automatically Issued To Australian Politicians
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Popular board game Monopoly will be updated with new, modern Community Chest Cards says manufacturer Hasbro
Report: Sibling Entered Bedroom Just To Drop His Guts
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A Betoota teen has today landed a sneaky one on his brother, who was innocently watching
Nan Certain None Of This Woulda Happened If We Still Had Tony
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact With accusations of bullying, sexism, coverups, pork-barrelling and hiring a fucking hip hop dance group