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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Recently Single Woman Becomes Fully Versed With Every Personality Disorder Known To Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT When local woman Evie Williams finally cut the cord with her childhood sweetheart, she thought diving
Matt Damon Looks On In Horror As Bill Gates Pulls Up Another Crab Pot Full Of Drowned Turtles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Holidaying actor Matt Damon has caught up with exiled and now-broke US tech
Dutton Checks On His Favourite Family, Matt Damon Backs A Donkey & An Apprentice Told Off – May 13
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PM: “Watch Me Plunge Australia Into Inter-Generational Debt In An Attempt To Win Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has asked the people of Australia watch him try to win
Melbourne Storm’s Nicho Hynes Falls In Love With Rose Byrne While On The Run From Kings Cross Gangsters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Rabbitohs side weren’t the only NRL players to find themselves in a world of
Apprentice Shows Off Attention Span As He Rapidly Scrolls TikTok At Full Volume Over Smoko
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota Heights Apprentice has just been told to fucking pull his head it can be
Cricket Australia Reveal Michael Slater’s Black Eye Was Caused By Falling Chinese Space Junk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak cricketing body has hosed down speculation that Michael Slater’s
Dutton Asks New Home Affairs Minister If She’s Still Torturing That Biloela Family Adequately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newly-crowned Defence Minister Peter Dutton has today experienced the pangs of nostalgia after running
Matt Damon Asks US TV Hosts To Hold Up A Sec So He Can Get On Race 2 At Mackay Before It Jumps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A couple of American Breakfast TV hosts hoping for some front-page gossip have had an
Government In Debt From Protecting Baby Boomer’s Lungs Now Focused On Protecting Their Assets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact With the pandemic slowly moving into the rearview locally, the Federal Government has turned its attention
Federal Budget: Frydenberg Allocates 150,000 Direct Flights From Asia To Help Boost Uni Sector
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal government has announced changes in the budget that will help jam an unsustainable amount
DAILY: Budget News, Bert Newton’s Prosthetic Leg & A Former PM Passes Away – May 12
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio