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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Vibrating Bus Window Ruins Snooze
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local bloke Jordan Richardson has had a pretty shit day. Not only has he had to
Sunday Night Shift Manager At Maccas Bringing Back The Ski Jump
STEVE PORTER| Food | Contact There comes a moment in man’s life when he comes to a fork in the
Gross: Salad Not Even Crunchy
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Attempts to be healthy have today been quashed after a local woman found herself halfway through
Inner-Brisbane 4WD Owner Finally Takes The Beast Off-Road In Reckless Curb Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ascot-based real estate tycoon, Darren Fanning (35) has today ‘broken in’ his brand spankin’ Prado,
Man Who Just Sank $300 Into Pokies Thrills Mates With Tale of Incredible $60 Feature
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A night out at the Betoota RSL, or “Bowlo” as the locals call it after a
NRL Player Goes Back To Brisbane Hotel Room And Puts A Movie On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a breaking story from the river city of Brisbane, The Advocate can officially confirm this
Civic Owner Shaves Off 10kg With Carbon Fibre Bonnet Wrap
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT When the dickheads at Betoota County Council realised they still had eighteen and a half mil
Yuppie Mum Decides Lunch Rush Is The Perfect Time To Test Child’s Food Ordering Skills
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A yummy mummy from the French Quarter has today decided to throw her child in the
Personal Trainer Gets A Sleeve After Reading ‘The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Ponds personal trainer has admitted to The Advocate this afternoon that the
Patchy Moustache Teenager Lights Up Fully Kitted Out LowLux On Bruce Highway Exit Ramp
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 19-year-old electrician’s apprentice wearing a Unit flat brim has been given a
Conservationists Update Local Fish Diet To Include Carelessly Tossed Ciggies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As our natural environment changes around us, so do the plants and animals that also call
PM: “Good Thing I Acknowledged Tel Aviv As Capital When I Did”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As the ongoing violence in Gaza continues, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has finally weighed in. “In