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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Bloke Living With Parents Cautiously Divides Attention Between Laptop And Bedroom Door
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local idiot who has found himself back at his parent’s house has rediscovered the
Housemate Who’s Subsidised By The Bank Of Mum And Dad Just Flat Out Leaving The Heater On All Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Joan of Arc Ladies College alumnus Rachel Bueren (21) states she has never considered herself a
A Side Of McNuggets Get The Call Up As Local Man Commits To This Naughty Meal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact It is clear as day to staff of Betoota Ponds Maccas that regular customer Aemon Trot
Pretty Boy Halfback Tries His Best To Look Tough While Running Through Tunnel
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Betoota Dolphins Reserve Grade halfback has done his best to look physically intimidating while running
Report Finds Extension Cord Either 20 Centimetres Too Short Or 20 Metres Too Long
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Over 95% of the extension cords in Australia are either slightly too short or wildly oversized,
Apprentice Builder Sent Home For Hooking Into A Quiche At Smoko
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent local master builder has sent his 17-year-old apprentice home early
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Errol Parker and Clancy Overell kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Bill Gates Admits He’s Now Regretting Turning Down Clippy’s Offer Of Relationship Advice
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Bill Gates, or ‘Gatesy’ as he is known by his new mates down at the TAB,
Local Kids Learn New Grown Up Words After Daddy Steps On Lego Barefoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Penny (6) and her twin brothers Tom and Roddy have today learnt some new grown-up
Inner-City Creatives Easily Mistaken For Paroled 1990s Underworld Figures
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current trend of inner-city creatives and university hipsters tucking in plain t-shirts to
Promising Denim Jacket Ruined By Bejewelled Butterfly Pattern On Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A woman’s quest to get a nice jacket has today been thwarted by every single
Blokes Who’d Get Sacked In Any Other Workplace Still Earning More Than High School Principals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the government continues their marketing campaign to convince the nation that it’s completely normal