Brokeback Barnaby Buys A Tesla
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's newest gay political icon has today made a stunning statement. Brokeback Barnaby,
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Sports Journo Breaks The Mould By Not Being An Alcoholic Gambling Addict With Fatherless Kids
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate’s rugby league editor has today been ostracised by the greater sports journalism
Nation Tunes Into Merlino Press Conference To Learn Which New Way Victoria Has Shit The Bed This Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When Acting Victorian Premier James Merlino speaks, the nation listens. As the defacto leader
Paid Leave Porter Claims Glorious Mario Kart Victory After Turning Off The Nintendo Mid-Race
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over some unemployed stoners from down the
Woman Marrying Sri Lankan Bloke Not Sure She Can Pull Off 23-Letter Wedding Hashtag
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Hills resident, Samantha Keary has read every single Australian bridal magazine that has been printed
Melbourne Considers Using Experimental QR Code Check-In Technology To Avoid Further Outbreaks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne’s most recent lockdown has been extended for a further seven days, as the Victorian
NRL Fan Says New High Shot Rules Remind Him Of When They Banned Grievous Bodily Harm In Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Drama surrounding the NRL’s new high shot rules continues into Origin, as rugby league traditionalists
Jackhammer Brought In To Remove Dried Porridge Off Bowl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scientists have calculated that dried porridge has greater indentation strengths than diamond. Currently, diamond is regarded
Paid Leave Porter Finally Claims Victory Over Native Wildlife In 90-Year-Long Great Emu War
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over the estimated 900,000 wild emus
Barnaby Suggests Pulling Melbourne With Two D6s And An Anchor Chain To Run Some First-Cross Ewes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has floated his own plan to tackle
Hollywood Reveal New Stuart Little Sequel Will Be Set In Shed Outside Of Orange
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some great news for Central West of NSW today, as a major Hollywood production
Local Bushie Says Those Gym Junkies In the City Aren’t ‘Farm Strong’ Like Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A controversial new hire at Moonda Station is causing quite a stir among local
Elderly Christian Porter Steps Out Of Time Machine To Sue 2021 Christian Porter For Defamation
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a move for a few history books, an elderly version of former Attorney-General Christian