Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Bloke New To The City Shares Photo Of His Pub Dinner Like It’s Something To Be Proud Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fella who’s just moved to town has shared a picture of
Victor Finally Accepts New High Shot Rules: “So I’m Still Allowed To Cave In Their Rib Cage?”
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Disturbing 4 Corners Report Shows How Morrison Holds A Beer Without His Media Advisors Around
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Credlin Receives AO For Her Hard Work Isolating Abbott From His Own Party Until He Got Rolled
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Peta Credlin, Tony Abbott’s former chief of staff who currently works as Sky News host
Melbourne Man On The Lam In Queensland Blends In By Pronouncing His Vowels Like A Normal Person
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brighton man who fled the Melbourne lockdown has told The Advocate today that
Immigration Minister Uses Biloela Family To Push Four Corners Fallout Out Of The News Cycle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Immigration Minister Alex Hawke announced this morning that the Biloela Tamil family will be
Fox Sports Announce NRL Star’s SHOCK Decision To Listen To The Doctors Like He Said He Would
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ambulance chasers of NRL journalism have today announced the completely unexpected and never before mentioned
UK Free Trade Deal To Finally Make Scotch And Fucked Teeth Affordable For Everyday Australians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The dream of having affordable Scottish brain varnish and rooted oral health is getting
PM Speaks With G7 Leaders: “So What We Do Is, Torture Them In Offshore Jails, Yeah Kids Too”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison says the leaders of G7 nations have a “strong level of support”
“Is That Really What I Sound Like?” Recoils Nation Watching Drag Race Down Under
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Australian lovers of the RuPaul’s Drag Race franchise have been enjoying a taste of national
Grease Medley Megamix Saves Boring Local Wedding
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds wedding has been saved from being a completely lacklustre affair with the DJ