Single Blokes Of Brisbane Furious As The Womanising Ekka Wood Choppers Roll Into Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ruggedly good looking champions of Australia's oldest sport have arrived in Brisbane this
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Palaszczuk:”Oh No, Please Don’t Make Me Go To The Opening Ceremony! Nooo! Stop!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The holidaying Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk says she’s actually gutted that Australia Olympic
Albo Begs Nation To Not Let Scotty Use The Off-Chance We Win A Gold In BMX As A Distraction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HE’LL TRY ANYTHING: The off-chance that Australia might nab a few Olympic gold medals
WA State Media Report Dear Leader Mark McMaoan Killed The Virus In A Fist-Fight Near Border
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact State media in our nation’s prosperous West are reporting that Dear Leader Mark
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A worldly local man of culture has today confirmed his life-long allegiance to the popular
Palaszczuk Reveals 2032 Olympic Surfing Event Will Be Held At South Bank Beach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Brisbane buzzing this morning, Queensland’s Premier can reveal that preparation for hosting the 2032
Scotty Celebrates A Brief Distraction From His Woeful Jab Stroll Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing is today enjoying a brief reprieve from shirking responsibility and
PM: “Well, My Last Interaction With The Press Went Poorly. See You Guys In 7-10 Working Days”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister said his last press conference didn’t go so well so
“Cool. I Guess” Says The Rest Of Australia As Brisbane Wins The 2032 Olympics Bid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The major cities and towns of Queensland have just enough freedom for their Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk
With No Major Outbreaks, Tasmanian Government Struggles To Distract Voters From Housing Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The leader of the island outpost of Tasmania has today revealed he kinda wouldn’t mind
“Look Them In The Eyes When They’re Talking To You!” Grandpa Kev Makes Scotty Face The Media
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TIME TO MAN UP KID: Scotty From Marketing has pulled up just short of apologising for
ABC Hoping To Bring A More Chilled Out Vibe To Q&A After Naming Costa Georgiadis As New Host
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I’LL TAKE THAT AS A REALLY COOL COMMENT: The ABC has this week had to
Annastacia Offers Olympic Organisers 7 Million Bucks To Relocate Tokyo Games To Townsville
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of Queensland has today made another last-ditch pitch to snag a major sporting