Kiwi Saleswoman Extremely Piss Fit
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A retired Betoota Heights plumber has today set about his new line of work.
The owner of multiple investment properties around town, and one down where he holidays multiple times a year on the coast - said he's getting on the front foot and kicking the backside of these bloody real estate agents.
"Geez, mate they are useless I tell ya," said Grahame, who's gainful employment is now hassling real estate agents, tradesman (who bloody charge to much) and accountants.
"Interest rate announcement yesterday and another one to come this year," continued Grahame.
"And do you think these agents decided to call me and check if I want to raise the rent?
"I tell ya, if there was the chance of a sale it would have taken them more than a few seconds."
"Bloody parasites," finished the man who is a large part of the housing affordability crisis in town because he managed to start buying cheap properties back in the day before they 10 and 20x'ed and then used those to buy more properties which 2 and 5x'ed.
When pressed on why he needed to up the rent on his investment properties after the interest hike, Grahame sighed.
"Mate, money doesn't grow on trees," continued the man who has become a multi millionaire through adding no value to society.
"So unfortunately that's life," finished Grahame, who didn't drop the rent when rates went down in the previous years.
More to come.