Kiwi Saleswoman Extremely Piss Fit

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A recent report has found that middle aged corporate women who are from New Zealand have the best motor when it comes to powering through hangovers.

The new study, conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) ombudsman, has found that of all white collar archetypes, the Kiwi saleswoman is undefeated when it comes to backing up after multiple boozy work events.

This finding completely undermines existing stereotypes about who is likely to be best on ground with an open bar.

While the 'faded jock' executives may carry the reputation of being the most piss fit in Corporate Australia, the report has found this 'big drinker' persona is mostly earned through being the loudest and most unruly.

When it comes to actually pound for pound performance on the tiles, the Kiwi saleswoman is far more impressive on the lash.

This may be because her quirky and dry New Zealand humour also protects her from catastrophic HR incidents, as her accent thickens to a near indecipherable Kiwi creole.

What is not understood is how she is able to be back at work at 8:15am every morning, looking fresh as a daisy.

However, researchers say it might have something to do with just how happy she is to wake up each day in a first world economy.