King Convinces Andrew To Move Out Of The Royal Lodge

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The person formally known at Prince Andrew has moved out of the Royal Lodge, as per reports from the United Kingdom overnight.

Since reaching a confidential settlement with one of his alleged victims, Andrew Moutbatten-Windsor has had titles and responsibilities stripped away to the point where his life is now devoid of purpose.

One privilege that still remained was his tenancy of the Royal Lodge, which is within the grounds of Windsor Castle to London's west. Andrew reportedly decided to make the move up to Sandringham after The King paid a visit over the weekend.

Despite intense speculation that this conversation between the sovereign and the alleged worthless nonce lead to the departure, Buckingham Palace has said the trip down the street to the Royal Lodge was to thrash out plans for the Easter Break.

However, palace insiders have insisted that His Majesty drew his personal Browning 9mm pistol from his jacket and beat Andrew about the head with it before putting it to his temple.

The conversation took a dark turn at this point as the King explained that he wanted him out of Windsor and up in the sticks away from everyone.

The Advocate reached out to Buckingham Palace for comment but were told they would not be commenting on the pistol whipping at this point in time.

More to come.