Kid Rock Offers Non-Gay Alternative To 500 Of The Hottest Chicks In America Twerking

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As hundreds of millions around the world tune in to watch one of the greatest sporting spectacles on earth, a rival Super-Bowl halftime show has made shockwaves.

With Puerto-Rican musician Bad Bunny putting on an absolute clinic of a half time show, conservative heads in America got together to offer up the Turning Point USA rival Halftime Show.

The 'all American' show featured the likes of Kid Rock and a few no names playing some 'real music' that has like a twentieth of the streams that Bad Bunny does.

Dubbed the non-gay alternative, the show with flames and white dudes on guitars lip-syncing offered up an alternative to Bad Bunny performing to some of the hottest chicks in America (and the whole world really) dancing.

After watching those extremely talented dancers put on an incredible performance. Bad Bunny closed the show with an array of Latino and Caribbean flags in solidarity with migrants in America - or potentially a nod to all of the countries that have been fucked over by America's imperialist foreign policy.

"Yeah, didn't seem gay to me," said one local viewer a short time ago.

"Seems like Bad Bunny opened up a can of good sorts if anything."

More to come.