Local Karate Course Teaches Students How To Starve Millions Of Innocent People In Self Defence

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local sensei has today come under fire for a controversial new teaching routine.

Aaron Wilson from our town’s Betoota Heights district has received a barrage of online criticism this week after unveiling a new ‘self defence program.’

The owner of The Betoota Heights Karate Club has raised eyebrows after trotting out a 2 year program that involves the merciless and relentless starvation of an entire population of people.

Aimed at teaching people how to defend themselves, the program also involves gunning down women and children attempting to secure insufficient morsels of food to prevent themselves or their kids dying.

“Yeah, I really don’t know if they should be teaching my kid to starve other kids,” said one concerned local parent.

“I also am not that keen on paying for it to happen over a two year time period.”

“Seems kind of like you are teaching my kid to commit a genocide.”

Another parent raise concerns over Wilson teaching his kid to bomb a school filled with terrified civilians, under the premise of targeting Hamas fighters.

“Yeah, we are a no guns household, so state of the art military artillery is really out of the question,” said the concerned mum.

“We’ve pulled Tommy out of that.”

When confronted on the issues of local parents, Aaron Wilson attacked our journalist by labelling him an ‘anti-semite.’

“It’s everyone’s right to defend themselves, and your line of question is disgusting.”

“It’s grossly anti-semitic and we won’t be tolerating it at all.”

The conversation then ended abruptly with Wilson defending his right to teach self-defence.

More to come.