Job Applicant Asked To Submit 10,000 Word Thesis On Why They Want To Work At Soulless Corporation

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

How does get fucked sound?

That’s the question on the lips of local jobseeker Hamish Murray this week, after going through the grueling task of trying to find a job in this market.

“Yeah, I didn’t realise how fucked it is out here,” said the man who quit his job in a blaze of glory a few weeks ago.

“I really should have done a trade, my brother was looking for a job a few months back and had like 5 blokes hit him up with a week.”

The malaise for the Hamish comes following a stroll down the garden path for a job listing in his area of expertise.

“Fuck me mate,” he sighed to us.

“Am I gonna have to pass a full medical and fitness test too?”

“I’ve got to submit a thesis for this application, and then it looks like there’s another 3 or 4 rounds of applications on top of that.”

“Who do these fucking people think they are?”

He then politely asked our reporter to leave.

More to come.