Iran Just A Couple More US Strikes Away From Gender Equality And Secular Universities

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As the bombs continue to rain down on the nation of Iran, a rainbow is thankfully beginning to appear.

With the White House claiming that the last of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps leadership has been or is being wiped out as we speak, the nation is looking ahead to a new dawn.

Not like the dawn after the CIA and MI6 staged a coup against the secular leader Mossadegh who got rolled because he pissed off BP and the broader western oil industry, or after the current Islamic leadership took over because the US installed Shah got rolled for fucking over his own people for decades - but a real proper dawn that makes you stretch and smell the roses.

Because, less than a week after America and Israel began bombing the life out of a sovereign nation in one of the most blatant breaches of international law we've seen - an egalitarian democracy is already sprouting from the rubble.

While oil prices skyrocket and the military industrial complex hits Control P on eye-watering sums of money, it's the benefits of the humanitarian mission on the ground that will go down as the legacy of the American and Israeli attack.

A raft of teal candidates have already put their hands up to fill the power vacuum left by the eradication of the public facing regime leaders

While women have already ordering short skirts and bikinis to take dips in Caspian Sea, with proof the calm hand of US backed regime change is already reaping rewards.

Schools and universities are springing open and cafes in downtown Tehran have become popular venues for the Iranian queer community.

What a difference a week makes!

More to come.